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steviewonder
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Date: 18/10/2006 at 3:37

Governor Wonder is quite happy now that the Denver Broncos beat the Oakland Raiders 13-3 on Sunday night. The Raiders are quite possibly the worst team in the NFL and have a good shot to go 0-16 while Denver's defense is looking to carry them to the Super Bowl. The Governor extends his sympathies to well-meaning Raiders fans and is looking forward to another victory over the silver and black on November 12th.

In other news, research of new technology is proceeding slowly but surely in the Steviewonder Commonwealth and we are confident that progress will continue towards our goal of universal domination.

Whistler
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Location: Goochy Bean Field



Date: 29/10/2006 at 3:41

while the earth bound raiders have finaly won their first game of the season

the ROTN Raiders are gaining technologies and recources faster and faster

now that there are new technologies and options available things are sure to get more interesting in the universe

be on the lookout for updates from the Admiral Felonius about upcoming action

steviewonder
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Date: 30/10/2006 at 1:20

Props to Oakland, they seem to have improved. The Broncos offense seems to have finally found itself, scoring 31 points in a game where the defense failed to hold up against the Colts in an unfortunate last-second loss.

Governor Wonder has been watching a lot of football recently while waiting for his scientists to make progress and our future is now looking very bright thanks to several new developments.

Whistler
Advanced Poster
Location: Goochy Bean Field



Date: 30/10/2006 at 6:15

As with the 2nd win for the oakland Raiders thisng are looking up for ALL Raiders everywhere

new technologies and developments have brought new ships and capabilities to the empire and Admiral Felonius is pleased

once our metals production was lacking now we need to bring more economy to allow for further growth

the development of cold fusion has not brought about the results expected however we are working on the problem and soon we are confident to have all recource production at top capacity

More developments to follow as they become available

we now return you to your regular scheduled programing joining "Emeril and the Goochy Bean"

Whistler
Advanced Poster
Location: Goochy Bean Field



Date: 4/11/2006 at 15:22

...whats that?
---------------
are you sure?
--------------
and will they be ready?
-------------

WAIT!!!

no you cant---
PLEASE NO!!
BANG BANG... BANG BANG

NOW WITNESS THIS YOU LITTLE SPY
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

This is Admiral Felonius
what you have just heard is the death of a spy
for your own safety please disregard anything you think you heard...
NOTHING ACTUALLY HAPPENED

That is all

Whistler
Advanced Poster
Location: Goochy Bean Field



Date: 7/11/2006 at 15:02

Good afternoon citizens:

This is Admiral Felonius coming to you from Galaxy A1794-Q 11-2
Home of the ROTN Raiders and the famous Goochy Bean

Recent technological advances made by our outstanding research teams and ship designers have made it possible for new and better living conditions for the citizens and military to take the next step in our evolution

The days of strugling to scratch out a living in mud huts is over and the Age of Asention begins!

1 week from this day the ROTN fleet will again take to space and begin the claiming of rightfull place in the universe

Enemies beware and friends rejoice in the ROTN Age of Assention

Thank you and good day
Admiral Felonius OUT!

this has bee na special report from the ROTN News Network
We now return you to programing in progress
"Flog the Dog" will be show with no comercial breaks



doormat7
Advanced Poster
Location: Napping. Yes, i am sleeptyping



Date: 12/11/2006 at 18:44

*catchy news jingle*
This is a news bulliten from the door, stating that whoever can figure out how an empire can generate metal when their only planet has none on it will receive triple layer titanium planks for the ship or ships of their choice!

In other news, there is word that the *fuzzed out word* empire has made a top-secret breakthrough, only known to us, and we will divulge this information to you viewers out there! Following is the audio record of the governmental secret!
...
...
no, no, you plug THAT in THERE, and THIS in HERE. There we go. Idiot.
*fzzzzt*
This breakthrough may very well turn the tide of the wars. You see, our scientists ha-
*slice*
*gurgleruuugh...*
Oh dear. There appears to be a.. a... a problem... with the... tape. Well, this is the door, signing out. *gulp*

Whistler
Advanced Poster
Location: Goochy Bean Field



Date: 14/11/2006 at 13:19

We interupt "Basket weaving with the stars" to bring you a special report

today Admiral Felonius led his new fleet into battle and experienced some interesting results

13:06 14/11/2006 - You attacked the odd Empires fleet and lost. +111 battle experiance points!
13:01 14/11/2006 - You attacked the Empires fleet. The battle ended even. +0 battle experiance points!
12:59 14/11/2006 - You attacked the lawman Empires fleet and lost. +8 battle experiance points!
12:57 14/11/2006 - You attacked the Theguns Empires fleet and won. You gained 40 experiance points!
12:56 14/11/2006 - You attacked the tokra13 Empires fleet and won. You gained 39 experiance points!
12:54 14/11/2006 - You attacked the Repulic Empires fleet and won. You gained 46 experiance points!
12:52 14/11/2006 - You attacked the Mupt Empires fleet and won. You gained 93 experiance points!
12:50 14/11/2006 - You attacked the R5GTT Empires fleet. The battle ended even. +0 battle experiance points!

we are told that the data from these battles is currently being studied to increase our knowledge of new battle tactics

When asked about his feelings on the days events Admiral Felonius simply stated that "The age of assention has begun"

This has been a special report from the ROTN News Network
We now return you to "Basket weaving with the stars" already in progress

Whistler
Advanced Poster
Location: Goochy Bean Field



Date: 19/11/2006 at 4:59

In the news that is news from the ROTN News Network

Admiral Felonius has had the new fleet out on space trials as the ports have been a flury ao activity

Reports indicate the admiral is pleased with the early results although the details are still clasified

It is rumored the fleet is looking for battles at will hopping the oppertunity do defend any attacks
One pilot who is unidentified was heard saying "Lets have some fun" while the Admiral smiled

In other news :

The recent cut in recource production has the syndacate scrambling to allocate recources for research and the new demands from the military
The slow research times are attributed to the strain of new developments

We thank you for tuning in today and hope you tune in again

This news in unoficial and unconfirmed and is intended for entertainment purposes

All events and caractures are fictional and in no way associated to real events

The San Jose Sharks are beating the Philidiphia flyers 6 to 1 in hocky OMFG i wish rhe Oakland Raiders would do so well

Whistler
Advanced Poster
Location: Goochy Bean Field



Date: 15/12/2006 at 2:02

Now that the space time continuum has been restored by the great creator DAVID

reports indicate that the ROTN triad is back up and running at full steam and research has recommenced

the fleet stands ready to defend all attacks and any threats as the come

we hope the rest of the universe is moving foreward so that battles will come to us

to all our best wishes for the upcoming holiday and remember Santa is watching and he knows im the only one who can be notty and nice at the same time

Whistler
Advanced Poster
Location: Goochy Bean Field



Date: 31/12/2006 at 3:50

With technologies progressing and recource production up the ROTN triad is healthy and happy

Admiral Felonius in unconfirmned reports has said that soon the fleets will be in full production and new designs are expected to be better than ever

Battleships will be on line soon and once established are expected to dominate the battlefield

Whistler
Advanced Poster
Location: Goochy Bean Field



Date: 6/1/2007 at 9:53

After sketchy reports Admiral felonius has released the following reports of the fleets activity

09:36 06/01/2007 - You attacked the Player3 Empires fleet and won. You gained 20695 experiance points!
18:35 05/01/2007 - Your fleet defended an attack from the Player3 Empire and won. +35924 battle experiance points!
18:34 05/01/2007 - Your fleet defended an attack from the Tyrant Empire and lost. You gained 43557 experiance points!
16:45 05/01/2007 - You attacked the RedEyeBall Empires fleet and won. You gained 26672 experiance points!

The admiral has also said that new technologies are credited for the fleets success but the experience of the pilots made the victories a celebrated event

the loss to the tyrant empire while disappointing was overshadowed by the success in all the other battles

The admiral seemed pleased with the results of the new technologies added to the fleets capabilities

Whistler
Advanced Poster
Location: Goochy Bean Field



Date: 7/1/2007 at 15:27

In a stunning set of victories the fleet is celebrating in style tonight

the myth slaves now military wives are hosting a party in honor of their husbands outstanding performance in todays battles

15:16 07/01/2007 - You attacked the Tyrant Empires fleet and won. You gained 87479 experiance points!
14:53 07/01/2007 - Your fleet defended an attack from the Tyrant Empire and won. +152035 battle experiance points!
13:23 07/01/2007 - You attacked the Venom Empires fleet and won. You gained 61275 experiance points!

The Admiral is pleased and has declared all goochy bean drinks are free for all for the next 72 hours

ganterp
Novice
Location: UK

Date: 8/1/2007 at 17:44

*Extreme Fan shouts at the televison Yarrrr we will attack in 71 hours they will all be too Drunk to fly their ships wooooohoooooooo yey*

Whistler
Advanced Poster
Location: Goochy Bean Field



Date: 8/1/2007 at 17:53

The TV responds

"The Triad will be ready"

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