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Sol
Advanced Poster
Location: Adelaide



Date: 3/7/2007 at 17:44

Granted, but they look through peer-reviewed scientific journals that cause your head to explode because of the technical jargon.

I wish that the spell-checker in Firefox worked properly. (It doesn't consider 'Firefox' to be a word)

vinnie
Novice
Location: Utopia



Date: 3/7/2007 at 19:45

granted,butit works so well that it has to be taken in for tests

i wish for nothing

Eraslayer
Forum fanatic
Location: Somewhere else

Date: 4/7/2007 at 17:46

granted, and you get so much of it, that you start to get something, but its not much, and is worth nothing, so you still suck

I wish I had a giant biscuit

Sol
Advanced Poster
Location: Adelaide



Date: 4/7/2007 at 18:14

Granted but regulations passed by whatever governing body (ie, EU, Parliament, Congress, Dictator, Religious Leader, etc.) that concerns you states that 'giant' food must be no smaller then 3 cm in diameter but no larger then 100 cm. Unfortunately all companies jump on the small minimum size and start selling them at that size and maximise profit. Even worse for you, due to budget cuts at the International Centre for the Granting of Wishes, they also use those regulations and your 'giant' biscuit is only 3 in diameter.

I wish I was more laconic.

Jvstice
Advanced Poster
Location: The Delta Quadrant



Date: 5/7/2007 at 14:55

Granted, but since being so concise and to the point is often taken as being rude, your friends and family start to avoid conversations with you.

I wish I was more decisive, or felt more conviction about sigh, nevermind.

vinnie
Novice
Location: Utopia



Date: 5/7/2007 at 16:33

wish granted but you start making decisions for everybody until everyone snap and get you conered and they all shoot you and you die

i wish that Talbot combined school and rossmore community college burnt to the ground

alf15
Advanced Poster
Location: skunks bar



Date: 5/7/2007 at 21:10

granted but you and everyone you love are inside the school when they burn down


i wish i could skip summer school and still get my credit

KRB2
Novice
Location: GO HERE www.freewebs.com/krb12



Date: 9/7/2007 at 6:46

wish granted but u have to retake whatever course in regular school

i wish for pancakes, bacon, eggs and toast for breakfast tomorow






Eraslayer
Forum fanatic
Location: Somewhere else

Date: 9/7/2007 at 13:59

granted, but the pancakes, bacon eggs and toast are all made of plastic

I wish I had a massive sound system, so I could piss off all my neighbours with rock music blasting out through the walls :D

frazer
Novice
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland



Date: 9/7/2007 at 21:56

wish granted but the nieghbours like your music and danced the night away

i wish for a cuppa tea

Jvstice
Advanced Poster
Location: The Delta Quadrant



Date: 10/7/2007 at 14:33

Granted, but the tea leaves were maggot infested.

I wish for this sentence to be totally invisible.

frazer
Novice
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland



Date: 10/7/2007 at 19:11

well what did you wish for??

i wish for a wee bunny that couldnt harm a thing(awwwww cute)

Jvstice
Advanced Poster
Location: The Delta Quadrant



Date: 10/7/2007 at 19:19

Granted, unfortunately the bunny is infested with plague carrying fleas.

I wish for the next person to wish for this exact same wish.

drysanians6
Novice
Location: wherever i want to be



Date: 10/7/2007 at 22:14

granted but it carries on for eternity and people get really bored.

i wish for the next person to wish for this exact same wish


damn!

Jvstice
Advanced Poster
Location: The Delta Quadrant



Date: 10/7/2007 at 22:58

I officially declare my last wish null and void and hereby change my last wish to: I wish drysanians6's last wish didn't exist.

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