corrupt a wish

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jehovah
Novice

Date: 14/2/2008 at 16:40

wish granted: you become tired enough to fall asleep, but this goes terribly wrong and when you are asleep you are mistaken for a corpse and buried instantly, causing you to suffocate in a 6foot long box 7feet underground therefore you die!

i wish i had good hair

Xandor
Novice
Location: Overton UK



Date: 14/2/2008 at 16:54

Wish granted, you have the best hair in the world
Unfortunately, your scalp is so bad that all thet perfect hair falls out.

I wish I could afford to get OCC to build me a custom chopper.

alf15
Advanced Poster
Location: skunks bar



Date: 14/2/2008 at 18:31

granted but the copper doesnt work and looks like cr@p



i wish for better tuyping skills

aomtte2
Major Poster

Date: 14/2/2008 at 22:06

Granted, but since the improvement is given in percent, and any percent of zero is zero, and "tuyping" is not a skill, the effect is nothing.

I wish that alf15 had better typing and grammar skills, and would use them to make himself understood instead of misunderstood.

Odysseus5
Advanced Poster
Location: Odus Nanosuit



Date: 17/2/2008 at 20:05

Granted, thou are so tired thou (ah what the hell) that you cant wake up for the rest of your life. North Korea's scientists capture you, and begin to observe your ever sleepiness. After 5 years the project is disbanded and your dumped in the sea of Japan. Meanwhile, Twi'lek explorers stumble upon planet Earth. They crash land near you, capture you, fly into space again, and take you to Coruscant as a scientific sample. The people of Coruscant are awe struck, and you are placed in a special museum built specifically for your sleeping body. After 2 years they get tired of you, and dump you into outer space.

After floating a few days you are drawn by the gravity of Korriban, an ancient Sith planet. You crashland into my academy, awakening me and my minions, students and slaves. I kill you in a heartbeat, and set off to conquer the galaxy.



I wish i had an apprentice.

Odysseus5
Advanced Poster
Location: Odus Nanosuit



Date: 17/2/2008 at 20:05

(LOL)

Trinity
Novice
Location: The Matrix, the Nebuchadnezzar



Date: 17/2/2008 at 20:12

Granted, but it turns out your apprentice is a Force Sensitive Potato. U eat him soon after.


I wish I knew how to give Xandor cancer with my mind...

Odysseus5
Advanced Poster
Location: Odus Nanosuit



Date: 17/2/2008 at 20:15

Granted, but you accidentally give YOURSELF cancer as well. It is a super rapid spread brain cancer, which kills you in 3.353253553535 seconds.



I wish i could take my lightsaber and demolish all the terrible grammar in alf15's head.

alf15
Advanced Poster
Location: skunks bar



Date: 17/2/2008 at 20:59

granted but it is impossible so you die trying as alf15 is invincible


i wish people would stop trying to impose better grammar on me

Odysseus5
Advanced Poster
Location: Odus Nanosuit



Date: 18/2/2008 at 17:14

Granted, they now capture you, and torture you in an "abandoned" KBG factory. You die trying to resist their pro-grammar torture.

Trinity
Novice
Location: The Matrix, the Nebuchadnezzar



Date: 18/2/2008 at 18:39

U forgot to wish!! Because of this, I will wish for you. XD

I wish Xandor got a not-so-disturbing profile pic.

jehovah
Novice

Date: 18/2/2008 at 21:26

granted, he replaces the disturbing profile image with a picture of "my little pony" but then everybody starts to doubt his sexuality, thus forever deeming him useless with the opposite sex, but the opposite happening with the same sex. his current love ends the relationship and he is then forever doomed with the females

i wish 50cent would stop getting shot!

Odysseus5
Advanced Poster
Location: Odus Nanosuit



Date: 19/2/2008 at 12:59

(friendly reminder jehovah (youll probably just swear at me) this is a family game, so people under the age of 13 play this too.)


Granted, but now hes very sensitive to light and air, meaning he dies.

I wish that a living, kind of smart, quite strong and force sensitive human being would become my apprentice and that the apprentice lives for AT LEAST 5 years AND that i can train him and that I can live AT LEAST 5 years.

Odysseus5
Advanced Poster
Location: Odus Nanosuit



Date: 19/2/2008 at 13:00

(little tough)

Trinity
Novice
Location: The Matrix, the Nebuchadnezzar



Date: 19/2/2008 at 13:08

Wish granted, but Ur apprentice gets bored and attack you, leaving you two in a coma for 5 years. After that, you die.

I wish that Trinity killed Agent Jones in the first 1/4 of the Matrix. Coulda spare her some trouble.

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